Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

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Bettina Noemi

Bettina Noemi is a name only allowed for those pure at heart. Bettina Noemi is beautiful and full of grace, and with a Bettina Noemi by your side, you'll have guaranteed laughter for the rest of your life. You can talk to her about everything and she will never judge you for your poor life choices.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you so happy? Life is worthless and we are all gonna die

Guy 2: I don't care about that anymore, I just met Bettina Noemi

by Botas the Cat October 21, 2018

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