by Kuthula June 8, 2004
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When a couple reaches a point in their relationahip in which they have tried every possible sex feat and position, they should attempt a Fig Bewton. To incite pleasure in the female, the male stands in a ready position directly behind the female. The male then (wearing a large boot) kicks the female in the Vascular Chasm Cavity (anus) or in the pussy. The male's foot must become lodged inside the female, he may have to attempt repeatedly. Once lodged, the male wriggles his foot out of the boot in a pleasurable way for the female. Once out he may proceed to "fuck" the boot, and yank it out. Now proceed to the nearest medical facility immediately!
When a couple reaches a point in their relationahip in which they have tried every possible sex feat and position, they should attempt a Fig Bewton. To incite pleasure in the female, the male stands in a ready position directly behind the female. The male then (wearing a large boot) kicks the female in the Vascular Chasm Cavity (anus) or in the pussy. The male's foot must become lodged inside the female, he may have to attempt repeatedly. Once lodged, the male wriggles his foot out of the boot in a pleasurable way for the female. Once out he may proceed to "fuck" the boot, and yank it out. Now proceed to the nearest medical facility immediately!
Clark (Superman) has never been able to perform the Fig Bewton because he always ends up kicking right through (literally through) Jane.
by Zach P. August 18, 2006
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1. Dat chick so fly, she make a pimp cry. Fly Betty, she zip 'n she zap, 'n she all O-VA dat. Mo' sexy'n Cat Woman 'n mo' lethal'n a thousan Juliettes, she shrimp yo pride mo' fasta dana speedin bullet 'n mo' powa-fu dan huh loca-motives. Not evun Mick Jagga got d'swagga make fly Betty lagga. She just too fly.
2. Pimp-code fo'...
a) fast hook-up
b) fav-O-rite ho
c) unrequited luv
d) all'em above
2. Pimp-code fo'...
a) fast hook-up
b) fav-O-rite ho
c) unrequited luv
d) all'em above
1. Fly Betty, she late. Hmmm, best not be tryin'a shrimp ma pride, cuz dis one NOOK-LAY hook-up. Oh, wait, hea she come. Shiiiii...! Dat be one pimpin ho! She supa-fly! Mmmm-mmmm! Looka dat!
2. Pimp 1: "Dawg, wutchyoo on'bout now?"
Pimp 2: "Fly Betty, she done shrimped my pride."
Pimp 1: "Has I gotsta pimpicate-chya on evu-r-uthang?
Pimp 2: "Yeah, dawg, but we had this thang..."
((dry tears falling into dry martini))
2. Pimp 1: "Dawg, wutchyoo on'bout now?"
Pimp 2: "Fly Betty, she done shrimped my pride."
Pimp 1: "Has I gotsta pimpicate-chya on evu-r-uthang?
Pimp 2: "Yeah, dawg, but we had this thang..."
((dry tears falling into dry martini))
by Ivan Ugrozny November 22, 2007
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it was more of a fun talkin shit to your progressive chick friends, but no one seems to remember this.
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