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Schrodinger’s beard

When someone has a sizable amount of facial hair, but it still cannot be considered a beard. Usually common in high school boys and reddit moderators.
Person 1: I cant tell if that guy has a beard or not
Person 2: Yeah. He’s got a Schrodinger’s beard
by TotallyDinosaur October 3, 2023
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Mr. Bearden

Very caring and unique person who likes to camp in (un)common room so he can catch violators of study hour
-Is it Tuesday already?
-Yep
-Finally, we will have Mr. Bearden
by Pablo EmilioGaviria March 8, 2021
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bearding me out

Like getting wierded out, only by someone with a beard that makes you uncomfortable. (not the person, but mostly their beard).
Dude, you are like totally bearding me out. (this is said while staring directly at the beard).
by mathmagician February 9, 2008
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Bearded New Yorker

A derogatory slang word for a Jewish person. Most likely derived from the tradional beard fround on most Hacidic Jewish men. An Artie Lange creation originally aired on the Howard Stern Show on July 22, 2008 which spiked the google search top 10.
Watch out for that bearded New Yorker, he fakes the certifications on his diamonds.
by US and A August 16, 2008
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Bum Beard

The hair growing on the cheeks of your ass, around your ring.
My bum beards so long I could dreadlock it

I shaved my balls, gooch and bum beard last night
by Rob_uk April 28, 2006
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Ass Beard

A hairy butt crack. When someone bends over and their butt crack is showing with massive amounts of hair.
by Spiffy McGee February 19, 2009
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Beard Rub

Beard rub: A formal greeting or display of manly solidarity between two or more bearded men.

Can also be called a scruff hug, or a beard-bump. Commonly used for novelty, or to show that you, as a bearded man, are not fucking around. Beards are highly dangerous and anyone who attempts to use and/or get near one risks serious injury and/or death. Beard at your own risk.
Beard Rub happens when 2 or more suitably bearded men meet up and rub face.
by Meowtehh April 16, 2013
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