Beater

A person who’s name is peter but he beats his meat so his friends call him beater

Peter is a beater

by [e-mail] June 11, 2018

IG Beater

A man who masturbates to a woman that he knows instagram page privetly.

Person 1: Did you hear that max was beating to emily's IG page?

Person 2: Yeah, hes an IG Beater

by terk! March 8, 2024

Bou Beater

A man who frequently beats his wife and is generally bald.

The shameless bou beater was arrested last night

by meyourdad February 6, 2021

slap beater

when you can physically damage something so beat up, it can't lower it's value ... no matter how hard you slap it

it's a slap beater, don't bother

by JC919 September 13, 2022

Pulse Beater

A term that describes a boy who will have sexual intercourse with any female that he sees with a pulse (some instances even without) as he has no standards.

Boy 1 - Yo broski, I just beat this ting innit
Boy 2 - Is she peng?
Boy 1 - *No comment*
Boy 2 - Ahhhhhhh damn bro, ur fully a pulse beater, no standards cuz.

by OGdrilla February 28, 2019

School Beater

Someone who jerks off in the school restroom.

Guy 1: *Attempting to discreetly jerk off during break time at school*
Guy 2: *Climbs up the stall door and notices, proceeds to tell everybody about it*
Guy 1 was forever known as the school beater.

by kylerrat November 12, 2023

sticky dick beaters

someones hands

Get your sticky dick beaters off of me!

by buttmunn May 8, 2017