A name used for many hispanics but besides that, Jesus is a very loving and charming man. He most likely has a big dong. As most latinos do. Jesus will steal your girl and he will make that girl feel like she's the luckiest women in the world.
by TheDefinerOfKids February 11, 2019
Get the Jesusmug. A guy who probably never existed. Had a miraculous life and miraculous events at his death which nobody ever noticed until they were written down 30-60 years after the events
jesus follower: My jesus is the best attested person in human history
historian : cite the historical sources
jesus follower: *runs the other way*
historian : cite the historical sources
jesus follower: *runs the other way*
by Samuraigamer June 26, 2015
Get the jesusmug. by Mooky Piotr October 22, 2018
Get the Jesusmug. 1.) "And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small café in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.
Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, the Earth was unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass, and so the idea was lost, seemingly for ever.
This is not her story"
-The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
2.) The person how some people believe existed and was a prophet/demigod. People now run around and kill things because of it for no good reason.
Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, the Earth was unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass, and so the idea was lost, seemingly for ever.
This is not her story"
-The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
2.) The person how some people believe existed and was a prophet/demigod. People now run around and kill things because of it for no good reason.
1.) The year 1984 (years after that guy Jesus kicked the bucket)
2.) "In the name of the Lord I will now run my sword though you in an extremly painful way!!!"
2.) "In the name of the Lord I will now run my sword though you in an extremly painful way!!!"
by Vishnu II December 31, 2009
Get the Jesusmug. 
Erin: hey isnt your name pronounced hey-soos
Jesus: no, my mum is very religious
Erin: Wouldnt that have prevented you from having the name Jesus?
Jesus: F*CK!!!!
Jesus: no, my mum is very religious
Erin: Wouldnt that have prevented you from having the name Jesus?
Jesus: F*CK!!!!
by Soph_Soph_100 August 16, 2017
Get the Jesusmug.