Definitions by Soph_Soph_100

Jesus 

Cannot be used if your mum is very religious

Erin: hey isnt your name pronounced hey-soos

Jesus: no, my mum is very religious

Erin: Wouldnt that have prevented you from having the name Jesus?

Jesus: F*CK!!!!

Jesus by Soph_Soph_100 August 16, 2017