Fried Pancake

A tan girl with flat, yet saggy, boobs.

The doctor man-handled Grandma's fried pancakes.

Tony Danza got em!

by Bobby2Thumbs August 23, 2010

Fried Egg

When a man ejaculates on to a hot surface making the cum start to boil

Chris came onto his CPU and its started hissing like a Fried egg

by HL10 July 25, 2015

fried shitting

When one is severely in over their head in a situation and tries to avoid a question or comment by either: overreacting, avoiding the question or comment, or changing the subject in a way obvious to anyone listening

"I was watching this guy do a backflip over a trash can and he asked me to do it, so i double backflipped over two trash cans" "no you didn't that not possible!" "yes i did you should've seen it, don't try to call me a liar you fucking idiot, hey look a goose!" "no way dude we just caught you "fried shitting" admit it!"

by Evildawg December 20, 2008

loaded fries

Potato fries (or chips) that are accompanied by a cheese-based, optionally with a variety of fatty meat pieces.

Loaded being a reference to "rich" fries.

"Dude what are these fries? They're so rich I'm getting instant heartburn"
"Yeah well they're loaded fries"

by Jayradius July 7, 2017

pan-fried

Getting hit with a large blunt object i.e. frying pan, guitar etc.

LeaRoy tried to gank my shit so I pan-fried his ass with a tire iron.

by Ben Allen November 11, 2004

fried eggs

An old lady's breasts that sag to the point where they look like someone stapled fried eggs to her chest.

"Ah, man, that old lady just bent over and I saw her fried eggs!"

by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007

freedom fries

See FuckBush fries.

That's what our fries should be called, given that Bushit has robbed us of our freedom since 9/11.

by middle finger October 15, 2003