bagel

Long ago, when the doughnut was invented, the entirety of planet Earth rejoiced at the delicious iced pastry, until one day, somebody pointed out that it contained the word "ugh", which is commonly associated with horror and dismay. This eventually led to "doughnut" being shortened to "donut", all for the better. A bagel is a lesser donut. It effectively puts the "ugh" back in "doughnut" and should be avoided at all costs if a donut is available.

*Todd is about to put a bagel in his mouth when Sean cuts him off.*

Sean: Dude, we have donuts.

Todd: Thanks, Man. I owe you one.

*Todd eighty-sixes the bagel and grabs a donut.*

by Gulstab August 8, 2009

everything bagel

1. A bagel with everything on it
2. Name given to someone you really think is being silly

Ted: I gave the cat to much oatmeal, and he choked to death.
Mike: Oh, you're an everything bagel

by Wesker! January 4, 2008

Bagel Orgy

Three or more people fucking while eating bagels at same time. Some say its the perfect combination.

I went to a bagel orgy last night. Got sooo much sex...and some bagels. It was fucking awesome!!

by Numnum555 March 1, 2011

nigerian bagel

where a man butfucks a partner. after the asshole is loose the man then shits in his partners asshole then the man goes back and packs in his shit in his partners asshole

go nigerian bagel your girlfriend.

by Mike Honcho from PlayGirl Mag March 7, 2008

jew bagel

1. A scrumptious pastry type food.
2. A derogatory term that really doesn't make any sense... see also: condom fucker

My you're looking especially sweet today, like a jew bagel!

by huskerfan4life52 November 8, 2008

Dork In A Toasted Bagel

Something thats cute, and slightly geeky, of course in a good way. Rather than 'sex on toast' (although they may be perceived as that as well) they are referred to as a 'Dork In A Toasted Bagel'. They are very cute, sweet, loveable, and some would even say 'perfect' :)

Person 1: "i think you're sex on toast ;D"
Person 2: "really? haha, nahh..i think i'm more like a Dork In A Toasted Bagel"
Person 1: "aww, you're adorable, my lil DIATB ^_^ "

by Your girly<3 November 19, 2009

Bagelface

a being of supreme loss for they have a bagel for a face.

Dude did you see that bagelface at the busstop blowing his nose on that labrador. Dude need to get a life.

Joe, Just because you failed mathenomics doesn't make you a total bagel face.

by Wordmaster, Master of words September 25, 2010