bathroom class

when kids new to middle school add class to everything

Person 1: Oh mah god i am getting late for locker class
Person 2: I'm getting late for BATHROOM CLASS

by PAPER MACHE December 11, 2019

Bathroom Blank

This is a "mental blank" or period of time during bathing/showering where you cannot recall any details or memories. This can last from a few seconds to minutes. You can easily get taken out of the trance from loud noise. This appears to be more common among men according to a 12 year old from reddit though we cannot confirm this.

I had a bathroom blank so I used more water.

by Its everyday bro January 30, 2020

Bathroom boyfriend

When she finally responds to you for 5-10 min and then is too busy to chat for the next hour or two.

Damn. I must be the bathroom boyfriend, she's always too busy to talk!

by Damishi October 19, 2019

Bathroom Sandwich

When you walk into the restroom but you walk out with a peanut butter sandwich

"Bro i just took a fat shit and when I walked out i had these two bathroom sandwiches, bruh theyre so good."

by Jama-Himself January 30, 2020

bathroom lunch

The act of feeding your partners butt with your butt.

Jerry gave Jon a bathroom lunch today.

by Guyblow321 February 17, 2020

Bathroom Predator

The Bathroom Predator Comes from an ancient story of a creature that is every animal combined. This creature is known to lurk in the shadows of bathrooms, yet not limited to bathrooms and cause fear. Nowadays, the term Bathrooms Predator is used to describe creeps that make you uncomfortable.

“What the heck? This guy just picked the urinal right next to me... what a Bathroom Predator.”

by spicy mayo February 27, 2020

Bathroom Trinity

When one goes to the bathroom to piss, shit, and cum all in one setting.

Mark: Yo Chad, get out of the bathroom! We’re gonna be late to the game!
Chad: Gimme a second man! I’m doing the bathroom trinity!
Mark: Again?!?

by UrfamilytreeLGBT March 12, 2020