Baptism

slapping the head of one's penis to another person's forehead, usually achieved stealthily

My girlfriend fell asleep watching t.v. on the couch, so I snuck up behind her, and woke her up with a ferocious baptism.

by phrobowroe March 16, 2009

Baptish

Sort of Baptist, sort of not.

I was raised Baptish. We only went to church when we were bored.

by Patatapang Pupeerputug August 1, 2008

Bathtub jellyfish

Sperm in the bathtub drain

I beat off in the shower, now there are bathtub jellyfish circling the drain.

by The Great Beardman July 22, 2016

Sick Basht

Bastardised, chavvy version of the term 'Bastard'. Pronounciation: 'Bashed'

Nick: Look, ben just ate three packs of pickled onion Monster Munch. Sick Basht!

Stevey Cwshd: Look at Medwyn's hair! Sick Basht!

by Tom Wilsht July 8, 2007

Westboro Baptist Church

A group of people that provokes and loves to incite hate and racism. They truly do give Christians a bad name.

Westboro Baptist Church is sponsored by yours truly the prince of darkness, Lucifer.

by TheWhiteBowser July 21, 2016

buffalo baptism

Chugging a beer and bodyslamming a table, breaking it in two. Made famous by the Bills Mafia of Buffalo, NY.

After the Bills clinched a playoff spot, the Bills Mafia gathered by the hundreds outside the stadium to give each other buffalo baptisms.

by justadam January 2, 2018

bathtub

An ugly boat. Looks like a floating bathtub due to a large ammount of free board. They are noted for their tsunami sized wakes and algae scum lines which resemble soap scum lines on an old wash tub.
Refers to the old freestanding type bathtubs that look like giant oval shaped bowls in the corner of the bathroom. Bathtub type boats appear to sit on top of the water just like bath basins sit atop the floor in a bathroom.
Refers to 99% new boats on the water today. Purchased by suburban yups that know nothing about boats. Such boat buyers tend to equate boat size with boat quality and consequently buy the cheapest, biggest barge that they can locate.

Bayliner, Sea Ray, Four Winns...
"Look at that bathtub my neighbor just bought.

by Zambon June 27, 2005