Blazing Babboon

The act of eating extremly hot food such as buffalo wings, jalepeno poppers etc and then taking a huge shit that burns your anus so severly u almost cry...after that you proceed to take the doo doo out of the toilet and throw it at someone...if done properly the person you threw it at should yelp in agony as the shit u threw at them burns there skin.

Gerald was pissing me off so I blazing babbooned him

by Michael Sanders March 29, 2007

Rabid Baboon

First make your girlfriend do a sexy stripper dance. Then, when you get to the peak of excitement, jump up, thump your chest, swing your arms and spit copius amounts of frothy saliva, all the while making baboon-like sounds. Then pick her up and throw her over your shoulder and carry her to your tree house.

"How did you get on with that new bird from the club??"

"It's not going to work out - she called the police after I gave her the RABID BABOON"

by Daniel B7 January 12, 2009

glorious baboon

where the chick u are having sex with is not proportional. such as she can be suppper fat but have a tinny ass and tits, or really skinny with huge tits and HUGGGE ass

Dude, i fucked a glorious baboon last night and she came on my lamp.FUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK its in my hair

by Thats right put it into my ear March 29, 2009

bamboo butt fuck

you take a bamboo tree, hollow it out, sand it up and get everything very smooth. now theres a pregnant lady, 2cnd trimester, your gonna shove the bamboo straight up her vagina hitting and puncturing her butthole thus creating one super hole. now take the bamboo stick, make her body like a butter churn, and churn the butter. now spit shit and piss in the super hole after churning her like butter. also bleed and cry into the super hole for good measure. form a ladle out of her skull bone, take the ladle and scoop the soup that you have made in the superhole ( preheat oven to 350, cover in salt butter and pepper, and cook for roughly 15 minuets). now pour the scalding soup onto ones own body burning ones self to a crisp but using it as a lube as it drips. then finish off into her superhole thus finishing the bamboo butt fuck!

Drew: dude, im being charged with 1st degree murder, i bamboo butt fucke d susan last night....

Blaine: Dude... how was it

Drew: dudee..... the best

by jimmy kerbek October 22, 2010

Babooshka

Babooshka can be used to describe anyone and everything, good or bad. Or it can be used to fill on for a "bad" word.

Your such a little babooshka!

by M K P November 23, 2010

Bamboozled

When a man is tricked into a relationship with a she male who still has a dick

Yo bro, we makes just keep getting bamboozled

by Kapitän December 1, 2020

radical bamboozle

an insult, the act of being wierd or nerdy

"Did you see him eating that Jell-o with a straw? what a radical bamboozle."

"You are such a radical bamboozle!"

by Eddie Denson June 25, 2008