Bald nonce with 5 kids

Name of a mf called lee who wont stop having children to 5000 different women.
Proper nonce deserves to be locked up
#SilenceBaldMen

Seen that bald nonce with 5 kids?

Should be locked up for having less than 5 strands of hair on that shiny head

by CremeEggBasher3000 May 7, 2021

Bald face monkey pose

The act of beating off while in a yoga class .

Love that down face dog. Here's my bald face monkey pose.

by Mossyoak990 March 12, 2018

bald headed cunt (BHC)

young adult, male, succumbing to prematurely shaven temple. a futile attempt to preserve dignity, masking the inevitable onset of recession.

associate of anally retarded behaviour. socially inadaquate.

"check out the bhc, he's full of mince"

by chun December 3, 2004

wrestle the bald headed champ

The act of masturbating (male).

I'm horny so I think I'll watch internet porn whilst I "wrestle the bald headed champ".

by Hickeyandy January 9, 2010

So Mald So Bald

Mad because bald

Forsen: "Fucking maldio, so mald so bald man"

by Gachibass November 7, 2019

bald headed perverted teacher

a bald headed teacher that stares at girls creepily and checks them out and theres like a 20 year age difference he's also obsessed with being in your personal space when he comes over to your table and his breath stinks sometimes i die when i smell it

girl 1: did you hear about the bald headed perverted teacher was checking that girl out

girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired ☺

by a random person that exists October 15, 2019

Soaring on the wings of a bald eagle

To have spread eagle missionary sex with a female with a shaved pussy

Roommate 1: (text message) Yo dude don't come home tonight I'm gonna be soaring on the wings of a bald eagle
Roommate 2: (text message) Roger Roger runway 69 is open for takeoff

by sraM December 4, 2012