bird shit

The feces emitted from the rear of a bird. It’s white and fun to look at.

Bird 1: man i need to shit
Bird 2: well then do a bird shit
Cow: I wish i could do a bird shit :(

by Blackington September 11, 2006

Bird Droppings

The female act of depositing the males semen on to the male, preferably on chest or lower torso, after sexual intercourse.

Cody: Did you hear what Sarah did to Brandon last night?
Keeley: No?!
Cody: She totally gave him bird droppings!
Keeley: Eurgh, that's gross dude!
Cody: Yeah, but sensual...

by Stergus November 17, 2012

Bird turd

Semen that lands on someone when shot from a balcony or rooftop.

Oh shit, did I just get hit with a bird turd?!

by Sandmanski October 29, 2017

Bird up

The worst show on Television.

It's Bird Up!!!

The worst show on television!!!

! ! ! ! ! (cuck-uck!!)

by pp87 July 15, 2017

bird walking

When a conversation flows from one topic to another easily.

We are bird walking on our date.

by Cleo2000 February 18, 2012

Bird Bones

a condition in which a person cannot take a ribbing from a close friend. the person receiving the playful picking commences to whine and cry like a little baby bird until everyones in a bad mood.

we were gonna tease braden about getting fired but he's got brittle bird bones.

by titty babby. cry baby, eddie m November 18, 2011

bird flu

Flu for birds.
Various forms such as H5N1. It isn't as bad as the Americans make it out to be, just don't have sex with birds.
It is lethal to humans. Very difficult to make a vaccine because we made vaccines from eggs, and eggs come from birds thus preventing us from making an effective vaccine.
Methods of prevention:
1)Wear a condom while fucking birds
2)DON'T GO OFF FUCKING BIRDS IN THE FIRST PLACE!, that is how we got A.I.D.S./HIV right?
3)Don't get raped by a bird.

Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of
bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical
treatment:
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1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to poop on someone's windshield

by Pvt. Parts April 14, 2006