my palm tree be throwing up new leaves!

an expression indicating optimism regarding ones current situation

You: So what's the word with that rash of yours?
Me: Dude, my palm tree be throwing up new leaves! Doc, says it'll clear up just fine.

by Johnny Goldfish April 13, 2007

She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger

A burger served with plantain

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later.

Being unable to play a instance (or dungeon) in World Of Warcraft due to too many other instances already being in play.

Most commonly, the player sits outside the dungeon and cries about quitting the game, but for some reason you end up spending hours upon hours waiting until you can get in.

Human Priest: i keep getting "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later."

Dwarf Hunter: OMFG THIS IS BULLSHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I PAY 15 BUCKS A MONTH FOR THIS.

Gnome Rogue: ima go listen to some crab core

Tauren Druid makes some strange gestures.

by boxcarracer944 August 13, 2009

Not Proud to be an American

a person who has realized that you do not have to agree with everything your president and government say or do. this person is one of the few who actually use their right to freedom of speech instead of just going along with the masses.

Hey, Joe, do you actually see any proof that there is a need for this attack on Iraq?
No Bob, i don't, and that makes me not proud to be an american right now.

by freedom of speech June 22, 2006

Please be advised

A meaningless phrase that prefaces relevant information. It is basically unnecessary if not redundant, as one is engaged in the very act of “advising” when issuing a warning, imparting knowledge, or giving advice. “Please be advised” is used excessively by people in law enforcement and sometimes by those who became serious about life at a very late age, and now maintain blogs that purport to warn the public about what is largely one-sided, uninteresting crap.

Ryan: Officer Murphy, please be advised that our suspect is driving a Jeep.

Murphy: Ryan, the fact that you’re advising me is understood in the information you have just given to me. Saying “please be advised” is an unnecessary redundancy that pollutes our radio communication.

Ryan: Ten-four.

by Ned's Nutz April 23, 2010

The page cannot be displayed

Something my browser is getting too often now. This may occur when you are not connected to the Internet, the page no longer exists or your ISP is a bitch.

My ADSL is fucking up.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 12, 2003

People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong

People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong have realized that opinions, despite popular belief, can indeed be wrong.

If you have an opinion that is based on your skewed and/or otherwise warped personal experiences instead of one based on well thought out research, your opinion is invalid.

Keep in mind, however, that "opinion" is different from "taste."

Example A:

"I think that Britney Spears is a more influential musician than Mozart or Bach."

This is a wrong opinion, it is neither backed up by research or facts. Anything coming out of this persons mouth you should take with a grain of salt.

Example B:

"I like vanilla ice cream more than chocolate ice cream."

This is an example of "taste" and it, unlike an opinion, can't be wrong.

People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong should learn the difference immediately, although they probably already have.

by Paradox665 January 8, 2009