australian pu

When a man or two take out there dicks or dick and tie it together to make puppets for there audience

Hey bro do you want to see me Australian puppeteer tonight?

Yeah sure I will bring butter

australian pu by connerb529 July 22, 2016

Australian Mint 

The Australian Mint put out a tourism brochure which read "Visit the Royal Australian Mint? It just makes cents". Since this amazing pun was released, cool kids now describe something that makes sense as 'Australian Mint' .

"Yep, that idea is Australian mint"

Australian Mint by nospoons July 21, 2016

Australian Kiss 

A kiss down under 😏

"Ben gave Lizzy an Australian kiss for the first time the other day..."

Australian Kiss by hayhayslayer December 30, 2016

Australian two step 

When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.

"yo, you see what Steve did to Jimmy? He made him do the Australian two step"

Australian two step by Little England April 2, 2017

australian shotgun 

Blowing smoke onto someone else's genitalia for purposes of visually stimulating sexual arousal.

I'm going to give you an Australian shotgun from this bong.

australian shotgun by Aristocratic Linen April 5, 2017

Australian Yawn 

Australian yawn is another word for a queef.

Dude, last night during sex my girl Australian Yawned on my dick!!
Wow dude, that's so hot!!

Australian Yawn by mamamusa June 4, 2017

Australian Handy 

it is a hand job when they person giving it is behind you and jerking you off from "down under"

I got a great Australian Handy from the Asian massage parlor

Australian Handy by randywise August 5, 2017