August 1

If you were born on this day you’re the most beautiful person in the world. And you get to slap your best friend in the face

August 1
Boyfriend says happy birthday

Girlfriend says thank you ( slaps bf across the face
Boyfriend asked What was that for
Girlfriend says is my birthday and I get to slap you across the face

by Sexy_Daddy11 December 9, 2019

August 9th

August 9th is national Orgasm day the day to fuck a female and made them legs shake .

August 9th is fun I get to fuck this girl and make her legs shake .

by August 9th August 8, 2019

august 1st

if you are born on this day you are the BEST PERSON and you are confident af. You are beautiful and everybody wants to be exactly like you. :)

„i wanna be like people born on august 1st“

by hellothere123412341234 December 5, 2019

August 12th, 2036

August 12 2036. The heat death of the universe. August 12 2036. The heat death of the universe. August 12 203. The head death of the universe.

Loudward: August 12th, 2036. The heat death of the universe

by super retarded kid June 7, 2023

augusta kansas

The most average town on the face of the planet, with the exception of an occasional flood, or Klan rally. People learn to cope with their existence in this country ass place by getting fucked up in as many ways as possible.

If you're from the class of '05
then you must be gettin high

by lennardwashington February 14, 2005

august 5

august 5 is national boyfriends day and you should go appeciate him for everything

hey babe it’s august 5 love you so much thank you

by 1234sophie5781 August 4, 2019

August 22

National Brotherhood Day

Jason- Hey Bro it’s august 22!
Liam- Oh really what does that mean?
Jason- National Brotherhood day!
Liam- Oh well, happy national brotherhood day bro!

by SportsFan12458 October 20, 2019