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hairy anus

Yo I was at Alex’s house yesterday and he got out the shower and I saw his hairy anus in the reflection of the mirror. I was scarred for life after that day now I have PTSD
by Stinkyqueef January 28, 2018
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Fat anus

A fat anus is something only hot girls have
Jim:Ur girl is dumb

Bob:Ur mom has a Fat anus
by Anus Butholes June 5, 2018
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busting anus

When you feel like your about to shart but then you do and no shit comes out.
I thought she was going to shart but she was just busting anus.
by Saltydong July 27, 2018
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anus lashing

The act of repeatedly whipping your partner (preferably with a pig whip) in the anus,until their anus represents a bloodied flower (rose bud)
Wow! Billy reallly did a grrat job giving me an anus lashing last night. Gee whiz!
by nickyboytoy September 19, 2016
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sparkle anus

Dude she had that sparkle anus shit hurt my dick
by 90 foot vagina May 3, 2014
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Anus saxophone

A fart so musically tuned it has a similar sound to a saxophone.

This can be caused by:

1: Being able to play a musical instrument amazingly well.

2: Playing the sax while eating beans or sprouts.

Not many cases of this have been discovered as of yet.
"Ooh Christ I just made an anus saxophone! Jesus, what a smell! It's like tear gas! I'm going to be sick! Oh well, it sounds very nice."
by Boxyboxyman October 3, 2014
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anus on a stick

When a person is not just an ass, but has managed to go beyond being and ass and as a result has a stick so far up their anus they have become an anus on a stick.
Wtf, that girl is such an anus on a stick.
How can she be such an anus on a stick, that stick is so far up her anus.
That bitch is an anus on a stick she cannot even put it out.
by totalasshat January 29, 2017
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