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El herpes

When you fuck a mexican who has aids and then you eat his ass then makes out. After that you cum inside his herpes full mouth.
by Sebastian esperöd November 29, 2018
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Herp

Not quite a hiccup, but not quite a burp.
Oh no! I just herped in front of everyone!
by nevelpapperlady September 25, 2018
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Herpes

Herpes is 1% physical, and 99% psychological. This is because the skin condition itself is mild and only causes several “outbreaks” throughout your lifetime. What is far far worse is the fact the Internet has no consensus on whether or not to tell people you have herpes before sex.
I am honored to tell everyone that I have gone through the pain and suffering required to have a definitive answer on this:
NO!!
NEVER TELL ANYONE YOU HAVE HERPES— EVER!!
IT’S FUCKING STUPID!!
THEY WILL NOT UNDERSTAND!!
IT’S NOT “NICE” TO TELL PEOPLE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE FUCK OUT OF THEM FOR DEADASS NO REASON!!

IT DOESN’T MATTER IF IT’S SOMEONE YOU’VE TALKED TO FOR NINE MONTHS , OR IF IT’S A LITERAL WHORE ON THE STREET!! DO. NOT. TELL. THEM!!

STDS ARE LOVE!!
STOP BEING AFRAID OF “ADULT COOTIES” AND START FUCKING!!

YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME!!
Anyone to a literally anyone they want to fuck: “I have herpes”
Their response every time: “I will not have sex with you”
by Magherra June 22, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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Street herpe

The filth that roams the street usually fighting Lucifer or some demonic portal.
Very contagious.
Spreads by not giving a fuck
Once you have it or are it, it's hard to come back.
Damn Tweakers.
"We were driving down the street and a street herpe approached the car and it asked for some change" "I think it touched the car, does your car have street herpes now?" *throws glass bottle at street herpe "that's the cure to street herpes, breaking glass on street herpes."
by Das byrd pyrate July 20, 2020
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Republican herpes

I caught republican herpes at a trump rally and now I can’t taste anything.
by Tarber April 6, 2022
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