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Afro-lushious

When your hair is so puffy it resembles a 'fro.
Ugh! My hair is sooo afro-lushious today! Kill me now! D;
by ur moms anus October 20, 2012
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afro klondike

staying up all night to do your college work.
Tina is being an Afro klondike lately.
by George afroklondike December 5, 2013
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affordanihil

affordanihil (ah-fore-dah-null)
Latin origins: "affor" and "nihil" translated "to speak of nothing".

An affordanihil is a pseudo intellectual who either has a complex due to zero academic background or has a number of degrees but is still an idiot. They generally congregate in coffee shops, where the public are forced to listen to their regurgitated ideas and opinions, some of which are blatantly offensive. Most have read philosophical classics like Plato's Republic, however, their skewed sense of self and hubris qualities allow for them to actually believe they are Plato.
Leading sociologists speculate a correlation between English coffeehouses during the 17th and 18th centuries, however research is still in its infancy.
adjective:
"God! I went to the coffee shop to read my book, but I couldn't even concentrate because of this asshole's affordanihil, mouth-hole blabber! He wouldn't shutup no matter how much I glared at him!"

"He was pretty hot, like I'd probably still fuck him, but he was just such an affordanihil- It turns me off when guys think they're smarter than me"
by trash hog January 30, 2014
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afrodentional

Any negative pseudo-stereotype born of African -American ignorance to their own original and, cogent expression of ancient history.
1. ) LBJ made an afrodentional comment about his own people, hoping to gauge the ignorance of his donors.
by Tanksly January 3, 2015
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affriended

To be offended about someone using the phrase "friendzone"
"Dude this chick put me in the friendzone"
"How could you say that, i'm so affriended"
by Desert Wyvern January 30, 2015
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affhoe

I went down on my mrs and had to take a brush to get through her Affhoe
by TheMews7 May 28, 2014
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Afro

Hair That should not be attempted by those that do not have it naturally. Tight curls that are woven together. Hell to get a brush through. Most commonly found on Afro-carribean, black/white-carribean(bi-racial/mixed race), Americans (the whites are not the true Americans) and Africans. The celebrity Perri Kiely from diversity is the most recognised member because of this. Perri Kiely is mine btw he is soo hot😍.
Hey dude look at that hair!
I wanna put a pencil in it...
Don't you won't get it back!

Hey look at that chick with the Afro.
Whoa she shouldn't think that looks good in her.
She is a ghost!
by Its.Jordyn.x February 21, 2015
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