Anal Astronaut

n. An excessively obsequious person, who sucks up to superiors at work. Someone who practices ass-kissing to the Nth degree. An Anal Astronaut is the Master of sucking up, with the Apprentice being Butt Kisser, and the Journeyman being Chocolate Starfish Taster or Salad Tosser.

At first I thought Jeffrey was just a plain old Butt Kisser, then I thought he was a Chocolate Starfish Taster, but have since realized he is a real Anal Astronaut. He will suck up to the boss at every opportunity. I bet he offers to wipe his ass for him.

by Seb13 January 25, 2009

sweet action

1) something that is so cool it makes you want to kick your mother in the face
2) action that is not bitter

1) Man, Strawberry Short Cake, Rainbow Bright, and My Little Pony action figures are sweet action

by Fuckstick January 28, 2003

Panty Action

What happen when a guy shows his boxers to a girl, either intentionality or unintentionally. This could be because of sagging, a hole in his jeans, or the popular way, pulling up a piece from the top of his pants and yelling "Panty Action!"

Allie saw Nathan's boxers through a hole and screamed Panty Action!

by WatsonN May 8, 2011

Crime Scene Action

Sexual activity during her period.

friend: How was your date last night?

you: Good, except there was crime scene action

by Tat2Lily January 15, 2009

Kinetic Military action

Political jargon for an act of war or other violent military operations. Generally used when politicians don't want to say "war."

“I think what we are doing is enforcing a resolution that has a very clear set of goals, which is protecting the Libyan people, averting a humanitarian crisis, and setting up a no-fly zone,” a White House official says. “Obviously that involves KINETIC MILITARY ACTION, particularly on the front end.”

by M2Bradley87 April 10, 2011

Acronimisult

An acronym that is used as an insult.

Wubbucht is an acronimisult

by In Honor of Mandy July 20, 2006

fast tongue action

when a girl or boy is making out with someone , and there tongue is moving faster then there partners coughcough.

when girl or boy moves there tongue
so fast its not pleasing .
as in fast tongue action .

by lord whitty March 8, 2009