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Joel

Joels are literally Sex Gods. All Joels are obsessed with sex. He is not an alpha male but he has traits of an alpha male. He can have sex more than 3 times in a row without resting. His body isn't his only tool for sex, he also has a number of sex toys that he uses to assist him in making love. He is also incredibly creative with sexual techniques. Joels usually impress people with their korean style fashion taste or formal suits, they may also brag about their sexual experiences but above all they are incredibly talented at many things such as magic tricks or butterfly knives tricks or karambit tricks. Besides being Sex Gods Joels are also incredibly sweet and caring. They may not have many friends but they are loyal as fuck to the small friends they have. Joels may be incredibly annoying at times and may say wrong things to hurt you but his love and cuteness will make up for it. Joels are also incredibly dangerous people as they are incredibly skilled at fighting with fist and fighting with knives. Joels will fight anyone who disrespect him. Joels might forgive you if you hurt him but he will kill anyone who hurts their girlfriends, friends and family
Adam: Hey Britney i heard you and Joel are dating??
Britney: Oh yeah i am dating him and his sex toys
Adam: Oh nice
by Joel Oppar November 23, 2021
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Joel

Joel ... Jooooeeellll
Joel Joel Jooooeeellll.
by Dat.Boi.Vikster December 13, 2016
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Joel

i know where joel stays and will find him and kill him he has 5 seconds
look out your window joel
by iamcoming November 19, 2023
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Joel miller

Most salty kid around and sweatiest fortnite player also is a fag and likes dick up the bum.
Omg is that fuck boi Joel miller he is the sweatiest and saltiest fortnite player I have ever seen.
by Ollie Brehaut August 16, 2018
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Mexican Joel

A mexican joel is the best drug lord in town; sells joint for a buck. No one knows his gender but they assume he is related to thanos
Dam those bath salts were pretty cheap
Yeah my plugs a Mexican Joel
by YaBoi Hibberto December 7, 2018
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Joel

A guy who’s a total douche bag and doesn’t really care about anyone but himself PERiOdT
by Uuuuglymf January 23, 2020
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