A fuchtardt who will say they want to everyone to do important safety training. Where "everyone" is everyone bar them.
P1: The boss wants everyone to do "important" training
P2: Are they coming to the training this time.
P1: No they are a goober.
P2: Are they coming to the training this time.
P1: No they are a goober.
by anonymous October 19, 2023
Get the goobermug. An abnormal ass mf that is just not that guy, you’re not funny and get zero poon, or dong, probably should change that.
by SupremeOtter September 27, 2023
Get the Goobermug. 
A small man in a suit and tie.
by LittelGoober September 8, 2020
Get the Goobermug. Choochie goober
is a man who pulls alot of bitches and that has eaten enough pussy to know the taste of every human race
is a man who pulls alot of bitches and that has eaten enough pussy to know the taste of every human race
Damn randy do you really need 2 side bitches and a ig model swing some of that grade A pussy over here you coochie goober
by pablo coochie goober Grimes August 10, 2021
Get the Coochie goobermug. Gooberating (To be Gooberated, To Gooberate, To Goob, To be Goobing) is used to describe a certain level of high. Specifically used to describe the ultimate level of being high.
"I may or may not be Gooberating."
"Bro I'm so fucking Gooberated."
"I'm trying to Gooberate tonight."
"Bro I'm about to Goob."
"You're actually Goobing."
"Bro I'm so fucking Gooberated."
"I'm trying to Gooberate tonight."
"Bro I'm about to Goob."
"You're actually Goobing."
by BigC_ May 5, 2024
Get the Gooberatingmug.