by DaFinchyCode August 28, 2017
Get the gut goblinmug. Goblin that hides under bleachers or any other object that leaves a space for your heel and slices the tendon on your heel
by Dat1dude but n0t rea11y him July 15, 2016
Get the Achilles goblinmug. Wacking it
by Bung my boocewhiletakingaduece June 12, 2016
Get the Gripping the goblinmug. by Gmar September 15, 2019
Get the Goblin cultmug. Shoblin Goblins are mythical creatures that prey on the cereal supply in people's houses. It is well known that their favorite meal is corn flakes. Although typically nocturnal, Shoblin Goblins have been known to occasionally camp outside Walmart Supercenters waiting for people to exit with corn flakes in their shopping carts. Their primary form of attack is breaking into homes and rolling up to the foot of a person's bed, before screaming "Gimmie all your corn flakes bitch" and flailing around. If a person makes eye contact with a Shoblin Goblin at night, they enter a form of sleep paralysis and proceed to shit and piss themselves at the same time. To make the situation worse, they have to powerlessly watch as the Shoblin Goblin tears apart their pantries in search of corn flakes. Shoblin Goblins are short in stature, and relatively passive unless corn flakes are involved. Their voices are said to sound like Golem from lord of the rings but more congested. In the event that you are faced with a Shoblin Goblin, it is important to remember to call your resident Shleeble warrior to come kill it.
Did you hear what happened to Demetrius the other day?! He got jumped by a Shoblin Goblin and might not ever eat a box of cornflakes again!
by Cheeble November 21, 2020
Get the Shoblin Goblinmug. by Rokia Lee March 9, 2020
Get the girth goblinmug. Many men are unaware that on the other side of the Glory Hole may be another male, or what we call a "Glory Goblin" .
by PMitrano January 14, 2016
Get the glory goblinmug.