Brad

A Brad is the classic wannabe-Chad fuckboy.

A B-stringer who can't score many girls, and if he does he's settling big time compared to what he was aiming for.

He doesn't care about the girls he's with, and basically just straight up lies to them to try and get in their pants or get them plastered to make them (in his mind) "easier."
"A Brad is someone I'd punch if a girl wanted me to."
by AH73 July 21, 2020
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BRAD

Beach Read After Dark - basically, a romance novel that is heavy on the steamy scenes and light on the plot. Coined by @beachreadsandbubbly
That book about the billionaire CEO is a total BRAD
by Beachreads&Bubbly August 23, 2022
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Brad Says

One of two cursed phrases used by any subordinate as an excuse or shield for taking the easiest possible option for themselves regardless of effect on others.
Brad says we have to say yes to anything they want you guys to do.
by SlappY34 August 22, 2023
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French Brad Pitt

A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.
If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
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Brad

That random pedo that is always around but no one really cares
Oh look there’s brad
by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020
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brad

a legend that lives between the big bang and a black hole
brad is everything
by sintowin May 20, 2021
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Brad Taylor

A bald woodworking teacher who is sexy wexy
“Brad Taylor is so sexy wexy
by Bradtaytayfanpage January 30, 2023
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