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trump

A dog poop left behind by someone who should have picked it up. It is objectively disgusting, in a place it doesn't belong, represents selfish irresponsibility, is dangerous to public health, and someone got away with something by leaving it there.
"Dammit, Sally, we've got to put up a sign. That's the fourth trump I've had to clean up this week."
by Pissflaps McNulty2 November 8, 2020
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Trump

Uttering an easily refutable falsehood for personal gain.
Donnie said during a random press conference on the White House lawn, "The toilet is clogged, but I didn't do it. The socialist liberal media has taken all of the fiber out of our foods so my feces are more dense than granite, but it still doesn't stink or anything."

A random journalist chimed in, "Don't Trump us, you ate your tax returns and printer paper is literally made from fiber!"
by Downtown Frown November 10, 2020
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Trump

I’m racist and mean man named trump
by Wasdabcdijkl November 11, 2020
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Trump

Having to flush twice
Dude I thought I was done but woohoo, had a trump moment in the restroom
by Happy in Denver January 27, 2021
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Trump

n. A lie
v. To lie
Forms: Trumped, Trumping.
When you told me you were employed, you told me a Trump
by Squearl March 3, 2019
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Trump

trump: "oh there's a virus? inject people with bleach!"
anyone with a functioning brain: "wtf?"
by i like tomatos March 26, 2021
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Trump

An asshole who deserves nothing and should be burned at the stake since he wants to make America great again, why not start there?
Person 1: "Ugh what an asshole, must be a trump."
Person 2: "Nobody can can we worse than a trump"
by Mhm ;(((((((((((((((42069 November 3, 2020
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