sad crown

A flaccid uncircumcised penis with the foreskin pulled back.
Let me send you a photo of my sad crown.
by arrrr_matey July 10, 2022
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Rusty Crown

(n) - the crusty residue remaining after having failed to completely cleanse after a passionate bukkake session
The princess wanted to pass on a Rusty Crown.
by Duchess of Protocol May 16, 2013
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Crown Burger

A wonderful Utah burger chain that gives you as much fry sauce as you can handle. Their burgers are perfectly grilled, fries golden and crispy, and milkshakes rich and creamy. The best locations are on 3300 S and Highland Drive and near the Vivint Arena/Temple Square.
After we eat at Crown Burger, we will watch the sunset on Scenic Drive :)
by Wilford1934 April 27, 2022
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Danish Crown

When you're going down on a bloke whilst eating salty licorice and it leaves a ring of salty licorice stain around the head of the penis - that's a Danish Crown.
Yeah mate, total accident, I gave him a sticky Danish Crown
by Danish Bloke September 06, 2022
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Crown Royal

The act of placing one’s scrotum in the tail pipe of a Toyota Crown sedan and then turning the vehicle on.
You hear about Doug? He got third degree burns from giving himself a Crown Royal last night.
by Equinsuocha June 25, 2025
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Crown the Jewels

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.
In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.
by curtisbaby August 09, 2023
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cash crown cartel

A sorry bunch of fakers. They claim to be gangstas, but nobody believes them. Their beats and rhymes are horrible. It has been established that their personal wealth only amounts to $360, which they display in an open briefcase. They suck big time.

They also claim they are going to kill 50 Cent.
Cash Crown Cartel? Who are they?
by Caribou Lou November 01, 2007
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