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Claire Evans

The porn name of an ex pornstar that was dubbed "The Giggliest Girl in Porn" by crude porn humor website Efukt. Some other girl, not nearly as cute as the original Claire, tried to take that name after Claire retired. That intruder she was quickly forgotten, unlike Claire who is considered a porn leyend by connoisseurs.

She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.
Claire Evans: "I really like cum".
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!
by Chico chico chico June 5, 2023
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ava claire mattox

Shwegg.
by MadisonPP October 7, 2013
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claire shin

claire shin is a cold hearted SNKAE she'll eat your hair. be careful of her in sport class...you dont wanna mess with this queen. she'll smak ur ass! unfortunately, when claire was younger, she was bullied by all of her classmates in YEAR 2! so don't judge her weird outbreaks, she's still suffering from the trauma...anyways claire EXCELS in geography because she wants to learn more about korea. she's currently in the middle of her transracial transformation into a korean... she just loves those kpop idols :3 :p >_< hehehehhe.

don't forget to add her on discord, she's looking for some kitttens to look after her baby after her surprising cryptic pregnancy.
"be careful! claire shin is going to start flossing in your face"
"thop it guythhh, thop bulling mweei! :33 :p"
"NYA ICHI NI SAN NYA ARIGATOU hehehehhe"
by rukel August 6, 2023
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Clair de la lune

An explanation for any number of common scenarios, specifically in the format of "when..., Clair de la lune". Similar to "that's just how it goes" or "c'est la vie".
"when his nose is salty, Clair de la lune" or "when he asks for an intervention but she bites his finger instead, Clair de la lune"
by Mattkopi February 17, 2023
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Claire

Literally the best person ever, so cool. And if ur seeing this DONT QUIT BAND!!!!!
Dang, Claire is so cool.
by BananaSnake69 March 14, 2023
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Claire

Claire has a short temper and a short height to match it. She is turned on by may and max
Damn Claire is short
by Nick-jonn April 16, 2021
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Claire

Common noun in the Balkans used to designate girls that are usually pretty kind but terribly clumsy and quite late.
In some cities "Claire" will replace group of words like "big mistake" or "being late".
"Yesterday at the party I did a claire"
"Really you were that late ? or you broke something ?"
"Ok I did two claire.
by lejendarm November 23, 2021
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