Baker

(n.) A unit of measurement specifically relating to a numerical representation of space on ones personal computer dedicated to downloaded internet pornography numerically equal to five (5) terabytes (tb) of storage.

When my server down ended up losing five Bakers of premium spank!

by Big Jay Dubs February 8, 2022

Cooper Baker

A cool ass dude who’s sweet as fuck and knows how to get all the ladies.

Example: Yeah boi he’s such a cooper getting all those chicks!

Girl 1: Who’s that with Sally?
Girl 2: I don’t know but he seems like suck a Cooper Baker

by Yeahhhh boiiiiii 101 May 1, 2018

bakers shit

a shit so creamy and thick, if placed in a pastry bag it could be used to decorate a cake

dude, i just took a 4 star bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

Nicholas Baker

Hottest most sexiest man alive 😍🔥😝😝 I love his big juicy cock spreading semen along my spine 😍😍 Hottest most sexy baseball player EVER.

Omg is that NICHOLAS BAKER WITH A BIG DICK i want him to suck me

by nicksdickrider November 1, 2022

Arthur baker

Owner of the game bloxd.io
quite well known site for free minecraft. Related to Jeffrey epstein.

Person 1:"Have you heard of bloxd.io?"

Person 2: "Yeah its made by Arthur baker!"

by Eopspre December 29, 2023

luke baker

A snitch, an a-hole, no respect for himself or those around him, pedophile, porn addict, alcoholic, and all around wierdo.

Me: See that guy over there?
Dude: Yeah, he's hanging out with my younger sister!
Me: Yeah, he's a total Luke baker.

by Dmick1326 July 5, 2016

Pullin a Hannah Baker

When someone’s acting like they finna end it all over something petty

This mans pullin a Hannah Baker.

by Westin supplydrop September 7, 2019