"Hey, I just downloaded this game called FartKnit today! Want to play it with me?"
"Man, you're such a perfect yogurt"
"Fuck you"
"Man, you're such a perfect yogurt"
"Fuck you"
by top hat dude July 1, 2021
Get the yogurtmug. A yogurt hoe is; a female who may partake in a “whore-ly” amount of sexual activities on top of one’s Yogurt Hose
by Big ol stinky taint February 23, 2025
Get the Yogurt hoe(s)mug. by Papa 🐻 January 5, 2019
Get the Yogurt pancakemug. When a man takes the semen of a moose and mixes it with his semen and eats it or serves it to someone else
by anonymous September 27, 2025
Get the Canadian yogurtmug. white curlyish dogs that looked like theyve been dipped in yogurt and dried
i always think of the cat with yogurt all over his face but with a dog
i always think of the cat with yogurt all over his face but with a dog
me: bro ur dog is such a yogurt dog
silly: wdym bruv wtf is a yogurt dog
me: like the meme of the cat dipped in yogurt
silly: ohhh yea he honestly is 😭
silly: wdym bruv wtf is a yogurt dog
me: like the meme of the cat dipped in yogurt
silly: ohhh yea he honestly is 😭
by nocluebruc January 31, 2024
Get the yogurt dogmug. A penis
An erect penis
Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'
The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
An erect penis
Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'
The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head
Then his roommate walked in
His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again
He began to softly moan
His roommate continued sucking
Soon the roommate started undressing themselves
The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning
'No homo', ofc :)
Then his roommate walked in
His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again
He began to softly moan
His roommate continued sucking
Soon the roommate started undressing themselves
The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning
'No homo', ofc :)
by Userlolz July 24, 2023
Get the Purple headed yogurt slingermug. 1. I like to add fruits to yogurt to make my milkshake.
2. I see yogurt on your pants. Did you masturbate?
2. I see yogurt on your pants. Did you masturbate?
by siff ess bee July 29, 2017
Get the yogurtmug.