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New York hot pocket

Where a girl lays on her back with legs behind her head with her vag open. A guy opens her up and stuffs his balls in her (like two fallafel balls in a pita pocket) and then another guys blows his load on said balls (like tahini paste). For this to be truly kosher meal both guys must have been snipped (and have big stupid beards)
Everyone raise a glass, I'd like to thank our hosts, Bartholomew and Kitty for putting on the most splendid New York Hot Pocket we've ever seen.
by The Fertilizer March 23, 2010
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new york

1. The 11th state to join the union.
2. Also refers to NYC, or as most ignorant people think- Manhattan. (Oh, yeah, there's also The Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens and Staten Island)
Yes, I do live in NYC, and no, I have never heard a gunshot or gotten dumped on by a piegon.
by Alice O'Blah April 26, 2004
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New York minute

n. Stupid, retarded Olsen Twins movie about 2 fucktards running loose in NYC.
Gigantic waste of film. One of the worst movies of all time.
I turned that shit off in a New York Minute.
by keyshaw October 1, 2004
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Yorker

In cricket a Yorker is a ball that pitches at the batsmans feet. This is the most difficult ball to defend against. Joel Garner had an immense yorker and Waqar Younis and Wasin Akram used the principle of Reverse Swing to make their yorkers almost impossible to play.
Commentator: Got Him! He's gone, amazing yorker which beat the batsman all ends up and knocked his middle stump out of the ground!
by umpirestrikesback August 10, 2005
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yorihc

A rare name given to those who are workaholics, they also sometimes act like a furry and are hard to deal with. Though they are people whom you can give your trust to. Also comes from the name "Yorick" which means "Earth-worker" and "Farmer".
Ex.
Mari- Stop with the furry jokes. I am here to tell you a secret.
Yorihc- Sekkusu?? Ok!
by rukurukuyo January 3, 2023
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Upstate New York

The use of this term varies by region.

- NYC + LI: North of the Tappan Zee Bridge.*
- Westchester: North of Westchester.
- Lower Hudson Valley (Rockland, Putnam, etc.): North of Poughkeepsie.
- Albany: North of Albany

* Some people from these areas consider anything North of the Bronx to be upstate. However, (for NYC) they probably have never left their borough, or (for LI) they're jealous because Westchester is essentially a superior version of Nassau County.

All that aside, the technical definition of Upstate New York, as defined by the New York State Department of Tourism, is anything North of southern Dutchess County.
Person from Jericho: "914? So you're from Upstate?"
Person from Scarsdale: "Seriously? I'm closer to Manhattan than you are. Everyone knows that Upstate New York begins above Westchester."
Person from Poughkeepsie: "Hey, I'm not upstate. The Metro-North still reaches me, so that makes me part of the metro area."
Person from Albany: "This is the real upstate."
Person from Buffalo: "I live in Western New York."
Person from Binghamton: "Westchester, is that on Long Island?"
Person from Buffalo: "Chicken Wings."
by westchesta May 20, 2009
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New York Islanders

Shitty hockey team that can't get out of the first round of the playoffs. They haven't made it to the second round since 1993.
The Islanders have no good players. "Oh shit, watch out for Trent Hunter!"
by Dewey June 15, 2004
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