Tooth Wrencher

Slang for dentist.

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by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa June 14, 2016

Thigh-wrench

When someone is trapped inside a woman's extremely strong thighs. You can't get out, but you can get off.

Did you hear about Dave? He got stuck in a thigh-wrench.
Yeah man I hear those are rough.

by Corpus crispy May 20, 2016

Joshua Welch

Deep love for emojis. Has tiny fleet compared to my ship. Likes grapes....ALOT.

I mean seriously, it's in his damn name. FUCKING WELCH.

Pineapple loverboy.

Person 1: I heard that guy has a real kink for pineapples.
Person 2: Oh, you mean Joshua Welch?

by Pineapples29 June 23, 2016

shlonshkin/wrench

This is what my mom calls my dog. She usually yells THE WRENCH or something along those lines when she gets home.

"THE WREEEEENNNNNNNCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Said my mother.

Shlonshkin/wrench

by Elbow Picke November 6, 2017

love wrench

Just simply a penis.

Look at the size of his love wrench.

Oh yeah dude my love wrench was in my girlfriends engine all night.

by Love wrench May 4, 2018

Flesh Wrench

Describing one's own penis as a tool or wrench to be used in a twisting or jerking motion.

(Nenad)- I need a wrench to take this apart
(Steve)- I got a flesh wrench right here ya bitch (while grabbing crotch)

by Americaon123 August 30, 2018

cabbage wrench

The common sex move between Hispanic and Indian companions of subtly hiding a 14mm wrenchs in two heads of cabbage. The couple then must proceed sit on one head cabbage each and the first to be penetrated by a wrench wins.

DUDE did you hear about Serena and Rohan?! Apparanetly their favorite move is cabbage wrench..damn.

by Chuck Charles’s September 8, 2018