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windows

1. An opening or a panel built into a wall, roof, or floor inside structure to permit the pass through of light or air.

2. implies Microsoft Windows. A computer operating system developed by Microsoft. First released in 1985, running on top of MS-DOS, in order to implement a graphical user interface (GUI) computing.
"dude, I am suffocating!!"
"well, open the fucking windows!!"

"hey man, there are these faggots arguing about Windows vs. Linux again..."
"who gives a shit, I use whatever the hell I like."
by CocoRice July 6, 2003
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Tinted Windows

When somebody has a sick sports car, but the dude driving it is as ugly as fuck, so he tints the windows so still he gets all the female attention.
Girl 1: Oooo look at that hott 350Z driving by!

Girl 2: (as he gets closer) Uuuhh! But look at the guy driving it!

Girl 1: Uuuh yeah your right, he needs to get tinted windows, that's for sure!
by Scalcar April 25, 2009
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WinDOS

Derrogatory name for Windows 1,2,3,3.1,95,98 and ME. Used to denote the fact that the above operating systems were based on MS-DOS
Dude, you're still running WinDOS 95?
by Performaman November 2, 2003
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Windows

An operating system programmed by monkeys in a room with typewriters.
Your windows works as well as shit!
by supapuerco October 19, 2003
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Window Game

A term used to describe the act of fornication
GUY: Hey baby, you wanna play the Window Game?

GIRL: What's the Window Game?

GUY: You open up and I'll hang out of you!
by Cringle32 September 12, 2010
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Windows-10

"Windows-10" to keep asking again and again until the person says yes.
Mike: Will you go out with me, please?
Jane: For the 10th time, no. Don't Windows-10 me, Mike!
by senpais-dic-tionary May 25, 2016
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Games for Windows

A marketing campaign by Microsoft to show that Windows is the only PC gaming platform(Mac OS has very few games and Linux has no hope of being a gaming platform). Games showing this are expected to be Windows Vista compatible. The new GfW DVD case is designed to be similar to conole game cases.
Windows user: Games for Windows - that gets to the point. Sucks to be a Mac.

Mac user: DAMMIT MAN! Where are all the Mac games.
by btx June 17, 2007
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