Gay Willie

When you have sex with another man dressed like a stranded islander and during sex you headbutt him and he kicks you out of the house.

Frank: I can't believe that guy pulled a Gay Willie on me last night.
Dan: What did you do to him?
Frank: I kicked him out of the house!

by TheGote September 6, 2012

willy feind

one hipster individual that feels the need deceivingly steel ones fellow hipsters penis

Harvey: wheres my penis gone #yolo
Jeffrey: Gareth took it!
Harvey: Damn! he such a willy feind!

by Snausage annihilator December 7, 2012

wet willie

someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.

john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will

by JaCk Is ZeStY May 3, 2023

willy gremlins

when you go to the toilet for a piss but can't urinate

Man i was so fucked last night i had a serious case of willy gremlins and couldn't piss

by little wang 123 July 29, 2013

willy drip

a blob/string of willy dribble/piss/other fluids that hangs off the end of your dick.

also accounts for urine/seaman still inside the penis.

after visiting the toilet, i then had to deal with some willy drips.

by celestial phoenix April 14, 2008

Willy Wancha

When someone willy wancha's. They willy wancha.

Billy: "oh mah gah Karen I willy wancha's."

by Willy Wancha September 13, 2020

Bloody willy

Bloody willy is when you slit your palm and masturbate

I gave myself a bloody willy last night

by the 5 footer October 25, 2020