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Wyatt

A slow, dim witted adult human that resembles a sloth.
That Wyatt never gets here on time.
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Wyatt Minute

Wyatt minute ˈwaɪət ˈmɪnət
A period of time that equals 120 seconds instead of the usual 60 seconds.
Jeez Dylan is taking a fucking wyatt minute
by DilDoe420 August 9, 2023
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Wyatt

Gross! Touches 12 year olds! Pedo ! Yuckyyyyyy
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Wyatt

None of what anyone else says
Wyatt isn’t very smart
by anonymous October 13, 2022
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wyatts mom

Piece of pinny skenis. Ben Tisherman is a fag Caleb eats ass. Gabe is a fat potato. Jestin is a weeaboo
by Goldenspace21 April 24, 2018
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Miss Wyatt

If you have a Miss Wyatt she will likely be your personal assistant. Because Miss Wyatt is Aquarius, she is normally extremely stubborn but always give over to what the boss wants. A Miss Wyatt is extremely mysterious and secretive, although they strive to be sexy they are for the most part cute and innocent. Occasionally achieving their aim.

Typically fuelled by caffeine it is essential that you also provide rewards to her good work, if feeling underappreciated Miss Wyatt can inflict the most harmful pranks. Outside of work hours Miss Wyatt will likely be found binging on wine and reading dark stories. Typically Miss Wyatt will be attracted to a 'Wayne', this can cause serious tension in the workplace. She has a fantastic memory so be careful what you say to her, and as she is stubborn; even when you compliment her on her beauty she will claim you said she has no game.

If you cannot control Miss Wyatt, AVOID AT ALL COST.
1. A: "My secretary forgot to send off our checks" B: "Ah, she must be a Miss Wyatt"
2. "Miss Wyatt is passed out drunk on wine again in the Penny Black"
3. A: "Is that a woman playing mens cricket?!" B: "Yes, that is Miss Wyatt, don't worry she can't catch".
by Z's Boss March 12, 2025
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Wyatt

The name of a dumb little bitch, although he can be kind of fun at times.
He is also very depressed.
Alex: You hear about the new kid?
John: Who? Wyatt?
Alex: Yeah, I hear he's depressed.
by Anon11212 November 15, 2023
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