wastedwaster

A person that is always fucked. e.g stoned, pissed, coked-up.....a smack rat basically. wasting his/her life coz he/she is wasted

I'm not saying bein wasted is always a bad thing tho :)

>;D

"woooooow dude I'm wasted"
"yeah, your a wastedwaster lol"
"Too fuckin right I am :D"
"lets carry on"
"lets" :)

by Mr. Lightbulb March 22, 2006

watterson/dempster personallity

AKA Jekel and Hyde ! A person with an exteme case of schizophrenia! On one side the WATTERSON is a person wanting to be a ned or 'one of the boyzz' but he is torn between his love of the boyz abd drinking buckkfast and all round being a DEADBEAT! and having to actually having a job and paying the bills, he also has a problem with actually doing such simple tasks around the house because his mommy isnt there(proberly helping the fav son) THEN on the other hand there DEMPSTER side ....... complete opposite!

Whats the hells up with him, was talking to him? I was talking to him a minute ago and he was fine and now two drinks of Buckfast and he's sreaming like an idiot and moaning about everything?????

Dont worry mate..... he's a watterson/dempster personallity !!

by BAINBS1 December 15, 2008

wasted

Getting completely drunk and not remembering anything.

Last night I got wasted and cant remember it.

by mexicain taco May 30, 2014

wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole

Wanting to know everything about everything.

A government form

Nosey person enquiring into your business

The VAT inspector

I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!

by Robinhos April 25, 2015

Wasted cans

When an actress has passed her prime and never showed the world her goods.

Did you guys hear about Jennifer Love Hewitt passing away? Talk about Wasted Cans

by Cmikesell July 15, 2016

wasted upload

Wasted upload means: you uploaded something to (for example 9gag) and it didn't get very popular and now you have to wait before you can upload again

1st guy says "oh man I can't wait to upload this to 9gag it's gonna be so popular I will get to hot in no time"

(3 hours later)

2nd guy "dude have you seen your post it's not doing so hot"
1st guy "what do you mean?"
2nd guy "see, your post only has 17 points and 4 comments"
1st guy "oh man! I can't believe it, it was such a wasted upload and now I have to wait before I and can upload again"

by silas ahm lemming November 20, 2016

wasted

50\100 off your lifetime.

i am wasted.

by i am a boy that hates skcool June 1, 2017