Walrus

to flop onto the ground, usually a beach and lie there lazily

He's pulling a walrus on the beach.

by Verius November 4, 2009

The walrus

The walrus is a man of infinite knowledge. He has many friends and helps people with any problems with questions. He will do anything for anybody. He is an awesome person, a true champion of men.

You must talk to the walrus

by yoyoyotokyo September 3, 2011

walrus gumbo

An alternate name for flab.

The one with the walrus gumbo!!

by TH3TH1NGY December 6, 2010

wankussion

Pain and discomfort in the head of the penis caused by wanking too much.

Last night I was going at it so hard I gave myself a wankussion!

by tintits January 22, 2017

Walrus

A nonce to keep things short. Interested in 15 year old girls, and manipulating them.

What a fucking Walrus

by SexSlayer69 June 10, 2018

Walus

When you're girlfriend is frantically looking for her keys and you're sleeping in bed and she demands that you get out of bed to search for them this instant. And you reply... "What do you wan't me to do woman! Walus around like a orangutan!?

Walus - To move your arms side by side in the air frantically.

That guy was walusing around being a complete idiot.
Sometimes when the music plays you're not sure what to do, just walus.

by Dombass June 11, 2018

Couch Walrus

A lazy son of a bitch who spends their entire day on the couch videogames, smoking weed and eating food while bathing in their own stench.

Yo, paul has played COD all fucking day and ate all the food what a couch walrus.

by jeevie November 15, 2011