dism whip

v. to smack someone up side the head with 20lbs of limp dick. n. the 20lbs of limp dick used to smack someone over the head. a specific Magic: The Gathering card that never made it to print -ed, -ing, -er, s plural

v. Sam once again opened his mouth and said something stupid so I had to dism whip him, leaving quite an impressive mushroom stamp.

n. She had a bad habit of using her teeth when going down on me so I had to give her the dism whip.

by Brent, with courtesy to Josh and Travis January 30, 2008

Dip Whip

Verb: Dip whipping is the rapid hand movement someone does when packing a can of chewing tobacco.

Before dipping, packing the can is typically done. The person places the can in between the thumb and middle finger then they flick the index finger onto the lid of the can using a rapid hand movements.

Look at dem two crackas dip whipping.

by LudicrousLexicon August 31, 2018

tip whip

to hit a man on the tip of the penis in a wrist-flicking action; best effect is achieved if the fingers of the hands just nick the tip

usually done out of pure boredom

Person 1: Dude, sup?
Person 2: sup?
Person 1: (awkward silence)
Person 2: TIP WHIP! (tip whips person 1)

by Big Vicious January 11, 2009

Mississippi Pistol Whip

A thorough beating applied with an erect penis.

Put my love handle in your mouth before I mississippi pistol whip

by Chris 10516 November 18, 2006

mali whip

screechin tires. when a driver of a Chevy Malibu takes a turn or U-turn @ unreasonably high speeds. often yelling "MALI WHIP!!" in action. (stl origin)

loud beats slappin headed east in the chevy malibu suddenly plans change so jerk the wheel and busta MALI WHIP u-turn

by b_style August 6, 2009

new shoes on the whip

new shoes on the whip: its gettin new tires on you car

gettin new shoes on the whip or new run flat shoes on the whip... rollin on 24's

by Doc Hollywood November 7, 2007

German whip

An expensive car made in Germany.
You may hear some chavs say 'Man got a German whip' when in actual fact they have a shitty second hand VW.

Chav 1: 'Hey that bloke up the road has fly German whip'

Chav 2: 'Wheres the hype on my German Whip?'

Chav 1 'Shut up, all you got is a Peugeot'

by Bobby Uttsex April 17, 2014