Da Da Da Little Weenie

A song that pedophiles sing to random children while pissing in a urinal.
Kid: I'm just a'walking over to the urinal to pee! YAY!
Pedophile: Da da da little weenie!
Kid: I'll kick yo ass!
by dadadalittleweenie July 10, 2010
mugGet the Da Da Da Little Weeniemug.
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by DefNotChase May 6, 2022
mugGet the Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick manmug.
Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.
1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.
by Anonymous Cactus October 21, 2012
mugGet the Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whackermug.

Weenis

Person: Ouch! I hit my weenis on the counter!
by LoLcaseyXO February 28, 2011
mugGet the Weenismug.
While preforming a hand job start twisting your hands in opposite directions back and forth while gripping the shaft as hard as possible causing sever Indian burns on a penis

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Jon's signature move
If ya don't leave Indian burns while preforming Jon's signature move can you even say you gave a two handed texas weeny wind
by Squawboss June 23, 2022
mugGet the Two handed texas weeny windmug.
A person who would wank it if you turned your back on them for 5 seconds.
Oh god it's Richie, what a Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker.
by Anonymous Cactus October 11, 2012
mugGet the Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wankermug.
A miserable little joint, that when rolled, consumes the small bits of bud that were left over from rolling the monsterous joint. This is a pathetic thing that doesn't do much unless you are a pygmy who can't handle the smoke.

Opposite of Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-fatty
"After puffin' that Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-Fatty don't even bother showing me that Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny...because you know, it ain't gonna do nothin."
by Crackmonkey April 22, 2006
mugGet the Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinnymug.

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