anal wash

cleaning the inside of the anus

"anal wash" is where you get a bottle of water either with a straw or a just the normal end of the bottle and insert into the anal hole, slowly squeze to insert water into anal hole. once finished, push the water out of your ass either for the pleasure or to swill the inside of your ass clean. this is usually a really pleasurable experience. this is a good thing to do to both partners.

by porn king....anal October 3, 2008

The Car Wash

The Car Wash involves two males and one female. The female gets on her knees and the males stand on the right and left side of her, with their erect penises pointing at her cheeks. The female then begins giving both males a handjob simultaneously, using "Turtle Wax" as a lubricant. She does this until both males reach climax, covering her cheeks in semen. Then, once both penises have reached a flaccid state, she spins them both in a helicopter like motion so that the penises slap her cheeks simulating the rotating cleaners in an automatic car wash.

Thanks to Brett and Dave many girls at Messiah College have received The Car Wash...and have been satisfied with the job!

by Brett and Dave September 17, 2007

Double Wash

After masturbating in the shower, it's necessary to wash your hands twice before they become totally sperm-free. This is the "double wash".

"I had to double wash after that one!"

by I NEVER DO THAT! June 18, 2008

no wash

The area north of Washington Ave and south of South St in Philadelphia. Also known as "South Philly Light". The more sophisticated side of south Philadelphia, populated by yuppies and older neighborhood folk.

opposite of so wash

I went to the Headhouse Farmers Market and bought some delicious organic apples and cheese for my Sunday afternoon wine tasting! It's good to be no wash!

by Grouse Pilot 1 November 16, 2010

jonesy wash

A rub down wash. Used as an alternative to a bath or shower.

I haven't got time to have a bath, I'll just have a "jonesy wash"

by eagerbeavers June 20, 2016

Dick Wash

When your girl is giving you head but halfway through her gulps she tries to spit it back into your dick. The act of backwashing a drink only it's with cum and on your dick

Male: He baby want my dick?
Female: No thanks, I know Jenny gave you a dick wash yesterday.
Male: it wasn't my fault, Jenny spit it back up!

by RyomaIruma October 25, 2017

the wash

The place were spongebob and patrick get lit

YOUR FEELING IT NOW MR. CRABBS
#THE WASH

by ISPOOKMYY33T November 15, 2017