waker upper

term used when in need of a wake up call; slang term used instead of the traditional wake up call; can you give me a waker upper in the morning; when someone needs a favour; needs that important call; whereas they're usually sleeping, and don't want to miss school, work, meeting etc..

person 1: "I have to get up early tomorrow, can you give me a waker upper call"!

person 2: "oh for sure; would you like that in the form of a call or text"?

wakeruppercallimportantfavour

by winnipegdude October 23, 2012

Wokey Pokey

Satire of the child age song to speak of the current situation in the US.

You put the right view in,
your view is stomped right out,
you put your right view in,
and they turn it inside out,
They do the Wokey Pokey as they lie without a doubt,
That's what it's all about - WAKE UP!

by renderwerks June 17, 2021

Jane Wakes The Deceased

a fuckin sick nasty band from 44th street north caroline who like to play real good stuff

"have you heard of Jane Wakes The Deceased?"
"no"
"oh, they play real good stuff"

by azazazazaz March 5, 2009

wake the dead

incredible song by the used off their new album (that surprisingly doesn't suck at all even though we all thought it would)
it. will. fucking. BLOW YOUR MIND.
it makes me wanna get fucked hard. :)

it's about zombies.
zombies turn me on. bert turns me on. very win/win.

loser kid: "blah blah blah some shit about shit"

sweet kid: "sorry what? wake the dead just came on and i fucking creamed my pants again. this is getting ridiculous."

loser kid: "you what?"

save your day, listen to it NOW!!!!!

by mina loves you December 28, 2008

mack wake up

To repeatedly fire a .50 caliber weapon (such as the .500s&w, .50BMG, 50-70, .50AE etc) in the air several times to wake somebody up or get their attention much like Richard Machowicz when he fires his .50 caliber weapons on the badass tv show "Future Weapons".

*Kyle and Joe at the shooting range*
Joe: kyle!
kyle: ...........
Joe: KYLE!!!
kyle:........
Joe: *fires desert eagle 4 times*
kyle: ahhh!! what is it!!
Joe: apparently you needed a mack wake up to get your attention.

by Ekim_ November 1, 2010

Gareth Wakeman

A King of Kings. The greatest person to ever exist. No one can match his charisma, good looks, and skill.

With the hatered of mankind, this evil king has no problem killing all those who stand in his way. When people die they finally understand the meaning of life which is to love and honor King Gareth Wakeman.

King Gareth Wakeman is the one and only God.

by Gordon Black February 5, 2010

suck wake

The area immediately behind a vehicle driven by someone who sucks at driving. Those drivers in particular who are either not concentrating at the task of driving or are not capable of keeping up with the speed of the traffic around them. You are in their suck wake if you are the unfortunate person immediately behind them.

Is the opposite of the draft wake that occurs behind large trucks and speeding cars that gives you a boost in speed. The suck wake actually provides you with less speed and drags your speed down.

I was trapped in the suck wake of the car being driven by the multi-tasking executive who was talking on his cell phone and ignoring the fact that he was holding up all of the traffic behind him.

by Daily driver December 7, 2011