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Global Village Idiot

A “Global Village Idiot” is a flat Earther who constantly unwittingly proves the Earth is a globe, whilst trying to prove it’s flat!

Years ago, village idiots would be tolerated by the villagers as a harmless local laughing stock. Nowadays, the internet has exposed the modern day village idiots, known as flat Earthers, to a global audience, hence the term “Global Village Idiot”!
“CC is one of the most hilarious flat Earthers on YouTube! He’s the very definition of a Global Village Idiot”!
by Terrysuki September 22, 2023
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liberty village

A neighborhood in Toronto, it’s where all the hipsters, millennials, and Portuguese and Italian immigrants live. Probably the best neighborhood on the planet, and I don’t care where you from. The art culture and architecture is iconic, the people are really laid back, and when all is said and done it’s a noice place. Long story short, it’s where all of Toronto’s coolness comes from.
Guy 1: “yo dude your so chill dude. where you from? Oshawa? Collingwood?

Guy 2: nah dude I’m from Liberty Village, it’s in the 6ix

Guy 1: siiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
by Tru North Strong February 9, 2021
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detour village

shitty small town in the up michigan. nothing to do but drive around and drink
person 1: hey wanna go to detour village for the summer?
person 2: no.
by pioooosmdn September 16, 2021
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Don't make a village

If your friends or family are cringy asf you can say "Don't make a village" what actually means "Don't be so cringy"
Your parents are arguing with homeless person and you can say "Don't make a village guys"
by HumanitySucksBro March 12, 2021
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village asshole

by Fuck2013 May 16, 2022
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The village.

Lake George Village
"The Village" kids like to call it nowadays make it sound like its the place to be on Thursday nights. Teens ages 12-21 take at least three hours to prepare them selves, and while doing so take scandalous pictures and post them all over Facebook. Hudson Falls kids, mostly, get hammered and when the morning comes they don't know where they are or how they got there. 90% of the Queensbury student population go there regularly, and is almost impossible to go there and not see someone you know. When each person go home, they have at least one friend request on Facebook. Its the place to be if you want an STD. Oh and dont worry you will get your butt slapped for sure. Have a safe summer.
~D00d, d!d u 3nd ^ goin to the "The village." last nit3??

~i think s00, if i culd only remember where my pants wentt.

~yeah but you were so drunk. haha. BEST SUMMER EVER!

~ WAIT DO YOU KNOW WHT HAPPEND TO MY FOOT. UGHH, hurtt so bad. so b a d!
by dgaflhgfheg August 22, 2011
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Cappington Village

Alternative to 'cap'.
A small lie told for clout or other social benefits.
"I rizzed up this chick the other day"
"That's cappington village"
by Bum Pooer March 23, 2023
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