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French victory

An absolute draw, or stalemate; Otherwise used to flatter oneself after a close competition where one did not necessarily lose, but cannot rightfully say they won.
“Hey man! I heard you got into a fight yesterday! Did you win, or what?”

“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”
by Virum_Vixen July 12, 2023
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pete victory

a brazen declaration of victory full-well knowing you lost

originated from Pete Buttigieg’s celebration of a victory in the 2020 Iowa caucus, before the results that he had not won had come out
“He came 3rd”
“Wtf? He’s telling everyone he won!”
“Ugh, he’s declaring a Pete victory?”
by gswan February 4, 2020
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victory toast

After you fuck a girl so good she makes breakfast after
I pounded her so bad and enjoyed some victory toast.

Javier make me some victory toast after you eat this vag
by Gprodriguez62 December 22, 2018
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victory stroke

1. When you finish wanking and you keep stroking for 10-15 seconds.
After watching a great gilf video, i victory stroke so cum wouldn't stick to my meetis.
by Giant Black Meatus December 6, 2015
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Victory Mayonnaise

often used after one has pulled something incredible off, and jacked off right after.

originally coined in the latest video as of writing this, made by youtuber named SimpleFlips, named "TOADETTE HAS THE CAR SUPER MARIO MAKER 2 - WALKIES at 9:40.
man, that basketball game was barely pulled off, i need to have a victory mayonnaise
by poop cruncher November 6, 2020
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Victory

So you know what you're doing then. You know what, on second thought. You're right. Yes. Force them to tell the truth. Or do it for them.
Hym "You shouldn't be smirking Jen, you look like Zuckerberg in a wig and what happened to those parents in Wausau? Did you all bury a story that got them killed? Did the people in the community single someone out for psychological abuse and get that family killed? You need to let it go. You've already lost. You've already gotten your kids killed. You don't have the moral high ground here and I'm not letting your mistake dictate the course of my life. It already did for them. You were wrong. Whoever told you 'never to talk to me' is a moron who is trying to escape their own culpability. My victory is engraved on the tombstone of every man, woman, and child you let what is happening to me kill."
by Hym Iam May 9, 2025
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dubious victory

Though the death of her husband was freeing, it was a dubious victory.
by LRaeH December 7, 2015
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