Viagra Remorse

Viagra Remorse: When you take a Viagra in hopes of having hot sex, and a minute later something gets in the way (boyfriend, lover, room mate, relatives, work, ugly mis-matched-craigslist tricks, or you) that ruins; either intentional or unintentionaly , bumpin’ uglies. Then you have a boner for the evening and can’t/won’t do anything to relieve oneself. Then getting mad at wasting your last black market pill on such a undertaking.

A: Hey baby, I just popped my last little blue daddies’ lil’helper, so you are in trouble when you get here!

B: Didn’t you get my text? I told you that I had to get my boil lanced and she gave me something for that yeast infection.

A: Um...rigghhht, listen I think Im gonna sit this one out. (Sigh, Viagra Remorse again)

C: {libido} (sigh)

by gretel666 July 20, 2010

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Viagravated

The frustrated feeling women (and men) get from having sexual advances made on/toward them by men whom God and nature have decided are too old to be having sex but thanks to the wonders of modern medicine can continue to get their cadaverous components erect for decades.

Me and my friends were out clubbing and got pretty viagravated from guys our fathers' ages trying to get in our pants.

by uncarvedblock89 January 18, 2011

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Vian, Oklahoma

Vian Oklahoma is a sucky town with 1 gas station. They play sucky teams and win and always say their gonna win state. Overhyped with their weak schedule. (Couldn’t winnin any other division except 2A or lower. They trash tbh

Have you been to Vian, Oklahoma? “The town with 1 gas station and crazy fans?” Yeah

by Viansux6969 August 25, 2019

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