Vag dust

While laying down and your girlfriend/fiancé/wife sits on your lap and she’s talking sweetly about random shit, you then proceed to express gas from your anus, dusting her vagina. Vag dust

Girl: “blah, blah, blah”
Guy/girl: (farts) oooh, you got vag dusted. Lol
Girl: 💩

by Balzyguy27 January 11, 2020

Yeast Vag

When a girl has a massive yeast infection and has the ability to queef and blow bread bubbles with her gangrenous lips.

Her yeast vag blew some bread in my face and it exploded and I got cum in my mouth.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020

vag snack

The act of eating the leftover toilet paper balls and lint out of a girls vagina.
Or also known as clitter berries.

I was hungry while I went down on my partner so I didn't mind the vag snack.

by SkankHunter68 November 5, 2020

Vag Puff

In which you queef.

I totally just vag puffed.

by Quifabeth&Madicunt March 20, 2017

Vag locker

someone who secretly licks vagina, but won't admit it.

Yeah dude, Chelsea is totally a vag locker.

by Yeah gurrrl June 2, 2016

Yank the vag

to push one's luck; to push on a limit; do something one should not do

Gretel: Thinkin' about hittin' this blunt even though I have a drug test in a few weeks.
Becky: Girl, don't yank the vag.

by Bexican May 24, 2016

whiskey-vag

When a girl is too drunk to get wet

Too many tequila sunrises gave Stephanie whiskey-vag when we tried to have sex

by yourmomisanastylittlewhore May 11, 2016