Van Gough

when music is so bad you wan to cut off your ears. a figure of speech.

"have you heard the new brokencyde record?"
"yeah i wanted to van gough myself after listening"

by chilllaaaa April 14, 2009

Van Gough

while receiving oral sex, (man, or woman,) you become so excited during orgasm that you grab his/her ear(s) too hard and rip off their earing(s). (causing much bleeding.)

"Liz Gill! what happened to your ear! "
"yeah, i gave John Wing a great blow job and he Van Gough-ed me!"

by liz gill July 23, 2008

White Van

White vans are where it's at u get free candy and ps5/Xbox series x and gaming setups with free wifi and on Fortnite, u get 0 ping

White vans are fun.

by Mason9180 November 26, 2020

Van-Y

One who brings a bomb to work in an effort to blow up Big Boss.

That guy pulled a Van-Y trying to bring a bomb to work.

by Jay-ballz April 25, 2009

Van Dark

A synonym for "the fag". Commonly used by wannabe gothic troubled queer ass roleplayers who need lives.

Eg. Devani Van Dark is totally not straight. He sips tomato juice, He's like, so goth *flips hair*

by GoatyVomit May 22, 2014

The Van Gough

while your victim slumbers get all your buddies to donate handfulls of Pubes. Mix pubes with super glue and smear on the poor guys chin. Wake him by pissing on him, and then run for your lives.

" I was so angered by all the urine that I didn't even notice the pubes glued to my chin until the next day!" "they got me good!"

by tom tucker May 13, 2003

Van winkle

An adult or older adolescent who experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger.

That man walking past the house looks like a Van winkle... Children come inside now!

by Harvard Thug March 3, 2015