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Valentinesdaysis

The state of replacing a crappy Valentine who turned you down with an even better person or sibling. Best for when inviting a sister to be your Valentine.
I had to get a new valentinesdaysis since my best friend rejected me.
by TaqtoQat January 31, 2009
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Valentine's Despair

The act of accepting a previously denied date, once one realizes he or she will be alone on Valentine's Day.
Man 1:"Did you see Shane and David are going out? I thought she hated the guy,"
Man 2:"Yeah, an obvious case of valentine's despair.
by Cyaspy March 1, 2011
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Valentino

Valentinos are the most intelligent people you’ll ever meet. They are a beast in every aspect of their lives. They have many friends, they are witty, clever, generous, handsome, and, on top of all, great friends. They get along with everybody and particularly, with girls named Jane. Everybody should have a Valentino in their lives.
What’s a Valentino?
He’s the best thing that could happen to you
by Martin12344321 February 8, 2018
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Valentine’s day

A day where anti-social people like me sit and ponder why we exist
Me: Oh yeah Valentine’s Day?! Oh I wonder why I exist
by Box_head February 13, 2019
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Valentine’s Day

The most overrated day of the year. But technically you have a reason to eat chocolate and become obese.
by Gabadoor the magnificent February 14, 2020
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Valenti

A demon created by Danasia to rule the world and eat everyone.
"Damn that Valenti is going to eat me for dinner !"
by MEOWSMOOT123 May 30, 2018
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Valentimes

When I was little I got into a fight because I thought valentines was spelling like valentimes🤣
by Hehe evil potato June 30, 2021
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