"Please stop arguing with Tom, you are buying twitter right now."
"Oh man I totally bought twitter today, by queueing up to a league game."
"Why would you buy twitter? Just don't enroll into that course..."
"Oh man I totally bought twitter today, by queueing up to a league game."
"Why would you buy twitter? Just don't enroll into that course..."
by LeBademeister November 15, 2022
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Get the twitter user mug.Oh my gawd, a frackin Twitter socialist just told me praise to the landlord and keel whytie. What the f*** is going on?!
by Objective-Reason Daddy August 31, 2021
Get the Twitter socialist mug.To show off on social media (mostly Twitter hence the name) but since your on social media people can't tell if your lying. But if it's Twitter flexing then it is most definitely a lie
Guy1: holy shit this guy on twitter got like 100 coupes!
Guy2: boy that's a Google image. He's twitter flexing.
Guy2: boy that's a Google image. He's twitter flexing.
by Mc BushPig June 16, 2017
Get the twitter flex mug.F1 Twitter is a community on twitter. It's full of toxic counts who have sexist, racist, and judgemental opinions on people and drivers. Arguments can rise at any moment and people get very deep about each other's family and end up blocking each other( this is very common in the winter break)
During race weekends people make shit predictions before Friday practice has started. When the race is on the 12 year olds come out of there wank hole to make mission spinnow jokes about Sebastian Vettel.
During race weekends people make shit predictions before Friday practice has started. When the race is on the 12 year olds come out of there wank hole to make mission spinnow jokes about Sebastian Vettel.
Person 1: Fuck sake I've been called a cunt because I like Stroll
Person 2: F1 twitter by any chance
Person 1: sadly I can't say no
Person 2: F1 twitter by any chance
Person 1: sadly I can't say no
by Save F1 Twitter now January 2, 2020
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Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter
Joe: Why?
Mike: He's a twitter sitter!
Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!
Joe: Why?
Mike: He's a twitter sitter!
Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!
by blaine.alan April 27, 2009
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You can access your page, you may not post publicly for a specific period of time. Anything from half an hour to a few hours.
You can access your page, you may not post publicly for a specific period of time. Anything from half an hour to a few hours.
Im stuck in Twitter Jail now i have to find something else to occupy my time, Checking myspace messages, online bloggs, Facebook , Socializing, Working, Chores, Taking care of your children, Cooking,
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