John's in his bedroom blowing his own trumpet.
Are you big enough to be capable of blowing your own trumpet?
Are you big enough to be capable of blowing your own trumpet?
by Cheesehoven June 8, 2007
Get the blowing your own trumpetmug. A saying which implies that there was no intent to offend someone. Made popular by psychedelic pop group Danielson on the album Ships. Can also be used when one is unsure of whether or not harm was done by an offhanded comment.
Jerry: Oh I know I hated those kids, in fact I hated anyone who had a pony growing up
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?
that would've saved Manya.
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?
that would've saved Manya.
by rocktopuss February 23, 2006
Get the Did i step on your trumpet?mug. When your girl is eating your ass and you shart on her face getting the little specks of shit on her. Batteries not included.
Hailey: "OMG you won't believe it last night I hooked up with Hunter and he gave me a Colorado Mud Trumpet! It was awesome!!"
by AvalancheFan007 December 20, 2024
Get the Colorado Mud Trumpetmug. by CharlesMcChuckles September 23, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpetmug. Your girlfriend strokes the erection whilst injecting her finger into the butthole creating a trumpet sundae
by Yaqui Ali July 31, 2025
Get the trumpet sundaemug. The party trumpet should be partially inserted into ones nose and you then proceed to use the party trumpet to snort snow
by Blow king July 22, 2023
Get the Party trumpetmug. Girl 1: How did last night go? Anything kinky I supposed ;)
Girl 2: I went so hard on the penis trumpet that he actually died.
Girl 2: I went so hard on the penis trumpet that he actually died.
by Fabriziho January 15, 2019
Get the Penis Trumpetmug.