tristan

tristan. /trïstan/ a particularly effeminate ascot, originally worn by habsburg fancy men. it would see a resurgence in the 1960s when re-popularized by notable communists such as shel silverstein and fred jones

Friend: Yo, we hitting the festive gathering later? Habsburg lad: Alas I cannot, my tristan is caught in a loom again

by SauceyClive774 March 4, 2024

Tristan French

Tristan French is my dad that is my dad and also did I mention he’s my dad

Tristan French is my mommy and my daddy

by Samtheman61 January 24, 2021

Tristan

An absolute chad with a massive cock

Have you seen Tristan"s huge horse cock? That shit be bussin'

by guccicoochygooch September 5, 2021

Tristan Thiccer

A very thicc boi. Tristan is very bad at league of legends while also being very thicc.

"Is that Malcolm Graves in the mid lane?" "No! That is Tristan Thiccer playing his thicc graves!"

by TriHard N July 28, 2021

Tristan

Tristan is the most sexy person you will ever met in your life.

Tristan IS SEXY

by restaoius April 23, 2021

Tristan

The dumb ass of the group... the kid that nobody really likes but they let him hang around cause he provides entertainment in a really messed up way.

Oh yeah, our friend group has a tristan too!

by Realshitmyguy December 15, 2019

Tristan

Tristan can be annoying but he's country and he likes trucks and hanging with the boyzz

Girl 1: OMG have you seen Tristan and his Friends They are so Hot.
Girl 2: OMG yes i want to fuck Tristan

Girl 1: omg same

Tristan: So yall want my 12 inch dick

Girl 1 yes!!!!!!!
Girl2 omg harder

by 2nd Gen Dodge November 5, 2020