Toilet reading Tott-ing past tense for someone reading on the toilet. The word is a combination of tot from toilet and Reading the ing is past tense. Derived from my mother who asked about a term or phrase to describe sitting on the toilet reading.
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When your cat is so happy that they lay out on their back, belly to the sky and paws curled by their face. Living their best life with not a care in the world.
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Get the Texting aim mug.The act of being smothered (or smothering) under (or with) the buttock cheeks, anus and scrotum / labia of a fellow participant in some sort frothy sex play. Named after Danish Footballer Stig Tofting during his FIFA World Cup outing of 2002 who was a bullish no-nonsense type who's brutalisit appearance suggested he might be partial to a bit of "Tofting" himself.
In practice, the Toftee is positioned under the Tofter's "junk", inserting his or her nose into the rectal cavity, with mouth pressed firmly against the pre-genital fatty tisue. This causes the Toftee to be smothered and starved of oxygen, aiding in the additional practice of erotic asyphixiation.
Subtle variations of Tofting can involve "humiliation" by the controlled release of flatus, "poop games", "clamping" and "stuffing".
In practice, the Toftee is positioned under the Tofter's "junk", inserting his or her nose into the rectal cavity, with mouth pressed firmly against the pre-genital fatty tisue. This causes the Toftee to be smothered and starved of oxygen, aiding in the additional practice of erotic asyphixiation.
Subtle variations of Tofting can involve "humiliation" by the controlled release of flatus, "poop games", "clamping" and "stuffing".
Harry and Meghan frequently relaxed by indulging in a spot of Tofting. Megan usually Tofted the young ex-royal, and occasionally added some extra frisson by inviting celebrity friends such as Divine, Sir Elton John, and Butterbean to join in.
Or:
Pats Fan: "Wow, Brandon Moore totally just Tofted Mark Sanchez"
Jets fan: "I hate my life!"
Or:
Pats Fan: "Wow, Brandon Moore totally just Tofted Mark Sanchez"
Jets fan: "I hate my life!"
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You freak out and fear of not knowing how to respond back, the conversation starts to become dull and now you have absolutely NOTHING to talk about, unless the person your texting comes up with something. you say "be right back" because you feel like you're constantly being judged behind the screen and leave them on seen for days, weeks, months, or even years.
anxiety have this.
You freak out and fear of not knowing how to respond back, the conversation starts to become dull and now you have absolutely NOTHING to talk about, unless the person your texting comes up with something. you say "be right back" because you feel like you're constantly being judged behind the screen and leave them on seen for days, weeks, months, or even years.
Person 1: I remember when that too!
Person 2: ok
Person 1: sorry I dont know how to start a conversation I have Texting anxiety
Person 2: k
Person 1: be right back
Seen 2 weeks ago
Person 2: ok
Person 1: sorry I dont know how to start a conversation I have Texting anxiety
Person 2: k
Person 1: be right back
Seen 2 weeks ago
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